Wow. With a self-describing title, the new teaser trailer for Wes Anderson’s next film has effectively broken the internet. Only 24 hours ago, all that was known about the 2015 movie ‘Lame Group’ was its director. But the 81 seconds-long teaser reveals quite a lot about the motion picture. Not only is acclaimed horror writer Leigh Whannell officially a part of the project, but the Sloop Cold Productions film now has 5SOS signed on for the soundtrack as well. In the teaser, the three main leads were revealed, and—oh boy, are they exciting. It stars—get ready—Emily Morgan, Salvador Alvarado, and Ava Davis. Morgan is known for being an animal rights activist and closeted lesbian, currently dating co-star Salvador Alvarado, who is in turn known for directing a video showcasing his home network’s structure. Davis is the star of the critically acclaimed pornographic film, ‘Inside Ava Davis’. Already being looked at by award show judges, ‘Lame Group’ is sure to be the next big thing. Bigger than ‘Citizen Kane’? Oh yeah. Follow me on Twitter, @Salcazul, your friendly Mexican Living in Ecuador. Keep it #real peace.
HOW PITCH PERFECT REDEFINED CINEMA
Citizen Kane, The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, what do these movies have in common? None of them are as good as Pitch Perfect. Now you might be saying, “Pitch Perfect, that chick flick about singing?” Yes, that Pitch Perfect. From a distance the movie looks like something black people would walk out of, and probably go burn down a Walmart or something, I don’t know, but the movie is much deeper than that.
As you may or may not know, Hollywood is brainwashing us all through their movies. Think of a movie you have watched recently. Did you like it? Hate it? Doesn’t matter, it probably had tons of messaged about the Illuminati, and government secrets about 9/11 sent to your brain, and you didn’t even realize it. Did Disney sell his soul to Satan? Who knows? There’s tons of youtube videos relating to this. Just look up “Disney Subliminal Messages”, it’s pretty cool. Yeah but I’m not entirely sure if he did or not. Anyways, so yeah basically all of the media is secretly the Illuminati brainwashing all us through movies, music and video games.
Now think about this, the 2013 film Wolf of Wall Street was directed by none other than Martin Scorsese. Why bring him up you ask? Well, he was born in the year 1942. 19+42= 61. 6-1=5. The Wolf of Wall Street came out in 2013, Scorsese was 71 then. 71+5= 76. 76-5=1. The first 2 numbers of his birth year are 19, 119, 911, 9/11.
That’s not all, let’s take the 2014 film, Amazing Spider-Man 2 and see how it relates to all of this. Well for starter, The Wolf of Wall Street and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 take place in the same location, New York. What happened in New York you ask? NINE-MOTHAFUCKING-ELEVEN. That’s right, these movies are in the same universe of film. They are both trying to bring awareness to the secrets of 9/11. “But I thought they were brainwashing us?”, you ask. Well that’s not entirely true, you see, some powerful people in Hollywood, such as Spider-Man and Jonah Hill, go against the Illuminati and try to bring awareness to all the brainwashing. So these aren’t evil films, there are a lot of movies that may seem like they are brainwashing but they are not. They’re helping,
Now here’s the big question. Was the Holocaust fake? People ask themselves this everyday, and is there a real answer? Yes and that answer is in the 2004 film, Christmas with the Kranks. Now if you follow me on twitter, you’ll know I talk about this movie a lot. Why? Well, Jonah Hill was a co-producer on this film. Jonah Hill, of The Wolf of Wall Street. Jonah was born 12-20-1983. 20+12=32. 19=83=102. 102+32=134. 1+3+4=8. 8+1+11= 911. It’s 9/11 again folks. This answers that the Holocaust, was indeed, fake.
So now it’s time for the big question, How Did Pitch Perfect Redefine Cinema? You probably know that the movie is about 9/11. That’s common knowledge at this point. Is there sprinkles of the truth about The Holocaust? Maybe so. But is there something deeper than that in this film? Is there something that we’re missing? Something that will change how we looks that world, not only of film, but of life. Can this movie give us the one all-powerful secret to get rid of the Illuminati, once and for all? I don’t know. Pitch Perfect is pretty good movie though and Anna Kendrick is pretty hot.
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Was Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever Worse Than We Thought?
In 1941 Citizen Kane was released, a movie that changed cinema forever. While a critical success, Kane was not so successful in its Box Office, UNTIL French critics, Jean-Paul Sartre and André Bazin acclaimed the film, giving it a revival in American in 1956. Now Citizen Kane is held as one of the best films of all time, if not the best, and is highly regarded with films such as The Godfather, Vertigo, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, and Casablanca. In 2014 Lifetime released a television film titled “Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever,” a film based on the popular Grumpy Cat meme, which became a hit in the year 2012, when a picture was released of a cat named Tarder Sauce, who then became the beloved cat we know today! Some have considered the idea to be “stupd,” thinking that this cat with a grumpy face has run its course, but has it?
Jesus Christ, what a great movie! I thought this was gonna be pretty awful, instead I got a movie that knew exactly what it was. There’s literally a scene where it cuts to The Cat Of Many Grump’s Actress, Aubrey Plaza, in the recording booth. What a perfect film, I can’t explain it, but like everyone else isn’t that good, but Plaza’s performance makes it perfect. So is it what your average Roger Ebert would consider perfect? No, but he’s dead so he can’t think anything’s perfect. This movie’s about some guys who steal a dog or something and then the security guard’s the bad guy, it had its fair share of twists. The movie’s written by two brilliant people that I don’t know the names of, but that doesn’t mean they’re not comic geniuses, because they are!
Is Kitty Kitty Grump Grump an outdated internet meme? Yes. Should this movie been made? No. Should this movie have been good? No, and if you’re looking at it from a film making perspective, it probably wasn’t good, but it was a comedy that made me laugh with it’s funny meta jokes about a cat during Christmas. Should you watch this movie every day for the rest of your life? You shouldn’t just do that, you should dream about Madam Grumps a lot! Grump Cat needs you, without Grumpy Cat, this would would just be one big Ferguson, but Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever brought some light to the aftermath of that tragedy. This has been Mike McCabe, follow me on the twitter @MikeMcCabeSad and that’s the way the cookie crumbles!
It’s Time to Go. A short story
Before we start, this is a story from a screenplay I just didn’t know how to film on the budget. I decided to share the story, because how much I love it. I hope you enjoy it.
When you realize you’ve done something wrong, you try everything to not screw anything up anymore. This time was different. Anything I did was going to mess up more, and more.
***
It started off as a normal day. I woke up in the morning, drank my coffee, and went back to work. I work as a hacker. I hack for a living. It pays well, and it’s the only job I can get with my background. Of course it’s illegal, but so is my past. I used to be a hitman. I have killed, and assaulted many people. My real name is something I’m not allowed to share, but you can call me, Aaron.
This morning started off no different, check my inbox for a hit of who to get next, with their details, and lifestyle. All I had to wait was for them to be away from their computers, which was very easy to tell if they were working. It was in between when they go to the office, and get home.
This target was different, but I knew what to do. I just had to wait for him to go get lunch. Only problem was his background stated he usually had food delivered, so he was only gone from the computer for about 2 minutes. That wasn’t going to work, I needed at least 20 minutes. When it suddenly struck me.
I knew that I could change my caller ID, and tell him that he needed to report to the hospital because his mother was hit, and was in critical condition in the hospital. So I did, it worked. I told him to get to the hospital downtown. Once he was gone, I knew what to do. I hacked into him. What they don’t tell you is the name. If I knew, I wouldn’t have even thought about it.
The target was my brother.
***
My brother and I haven’t spoken in years. We ended off on terms the government won’t legally let me share. I still loved my brother, he didn’t love me.
I contemplated for a couple of hours, and thought, and thought, when I eventually came to the decision to hack him. I knew it was wrong, but I had to do it. This was my living, and I would be killed if I didn’t. I wished I hadn’t.
I began hacking him, and it was going all according to plan. Until, there was a knock at my door.
***
I went to the door not thinking anything, as I got there he knocked again, this time banging the door even harder. I quickly got my gun, and put it to where no one could see it. And then I opened the door. It was my brother.
***
He had a gun pointed at my head, and told me too get on the ground with my hands behind my head?”.
What I haven’t told you is, he is an FBI agent.
***
I asked him how he knew to come here as I got to the ground. He said that our mother who I was out of touch with for the same amount of time I got out of touch with my brother, had moved out of the country many years ago, along with my father.
I didn’t have enough time to pity my own stupidity. I just got down on my knees. Put my hands behind my head, and asked, “Got any backup on their way?”.
He said, “No, I’m dealing with this on my own.”.
I said, “Bad decision.”, and quickly pulled out my gun, and pointed it at him.
I told him, if I don’t finish my job, I’m dead.
He said, he didn’t care.
“If you don’t let me finish this, I’ll shoot!”
“Not if I shoot first!”
“Don’t even think about it!”
“Oh, I am!”
“Stop, (Since I’m not allowed to say his name, I’ll call him Ethan.) Ethan!”
“You betrayed me, Aaron. You think I can ever forgive you.”
“Looks like one more click, and I’m done with the job.”
“Don’t, Aaron! I can get you out of this!”
“Ethan, you don’t know them. If I don’t do this, we both are dead.”
“Either way, you’re dead.”
And then he shot.
The End
Titanfall Game Review: Not Your Average FPS Game
“Prepare for Titanfall”, is one of the most exciting videogame quotes, in a long time. It’s only because of the gameplay style, of Titanfall. An addicting FPS game, which is completely multiplayer. From it’s campaign, to it’s classic mode. The game is new, fluid, and insanely fun.
The game is beautiful, and a fluid gameplay experience. It is fast-paced, and exciting. The game is made by previous Call of Duty developers, and it sure does feel like it. From the guns, to the HUD it feels like Call of Duty set in the very far future. That is not necessarily a bad thing. It has many different things, that make it very different from Call of Duty. Something that sets it apart from Call of Duty is, the Titans. One of the main selling things for Titanfall.
I’ll admit, before the game came out, I just though it was going to be Call of Duty with mechs, but after playing the beta, I preordered it. You have to play the game to really get a feel for how it really is. The trailers cut it short of what it actually is like. If you don’t like FPS games, try it out. It could change your mind.
Even though, I’ve beat the campaign, I don’t understand what the actual story was. I guess it was basically the, IMC vs. Militia. You get too play as both the IMC, and Militia. Okay, that’s all you need to know about the campaign. It is basically the classic mode, with more dialogue before the game starts. So just play the campaign for the Ogre Titan.
All you really need to talk about in this review is gameplay. It’s not your average FPS game. It has a lot of different things, but it is once again the same FPS game, only just with a very unique multiplayer aspect making it one of the most enjoyable games, if not the most enjoyable game on the Xbox One.
Verdict: 4.5/5 Stars! Go out, and buy the game now if you own an Xbox One!
Air India- You Suck
To sum it up in a few words- Air India- You Suck.
Air India, this is the 2nd time I’m flying with you. This is flat our ridiculous. Both times, we have split hairs, because of delays, problems with our meal, and our seating being mixed up, next to very rude people, instead of the seat I had booked, next to my mother.
Before, I get to heated, I should explain my issues. Yesterday, I was supposed to take off from, Chicago O’hare Airport, and go to Delhi, India- through Air India. I had forgotten to get something done, so we took the flight for the next day. We payed a penalty, and bought tickets for the day of which I am writing this, the very next day. We were here 4 hours early. International flights take forever, so we were prepared. We had gotten that done, and we made it. Our flight was for 1:30PM, and we were ready. We waited, and then we waited- we later found out, their computers which check their passport, had stopped working. That would be fine, but then we found out that the problem had originated in… India. That took longer than it would’ve if it wasn’t working in the O’hare Airport.
Fine, we were delayed until 6:00 PM. Not an issue. My parents, and I then went out for lunch.I had a fantastic burger, at the Capital Grille, or whatever it is called. It really cheered me up. Right after we ate our lunch, we rushed to the airport at 3:00 PM. We arrived at 3:30 PM. We got through security, and we were ready at around 4:00 PM. Here’s where I began to lose it.
The terminal was packed, so my mother, and I, sat by a column to charge our phones for our flight. About 5 minutes later, they announced, that they were serving lunch. Cold vegetarian, and non-vegetarian sandwiches. No thanks. My mom was hungry, so I went and got her one. I was standing in line, fighting a war, trying to get a sandwich, and a Coke, I began to ask the Air India worker, “How much longer until we take off?”. They lied straight to my face, and said, “About 6:00 PM, as far aw we know.”. I believed it. The person in front of me turned around, and informed me of the bad news. He said, the flight isn’t taking off until 10:00 PM tonight. I flipped.
I was intense. I couldn’t believe the garbage we have gone through. It was going to be midnight by the time we had reached Delhi, India. I later calmed down. I then figured out, that they had a chance of flying at 9:00 PM instead. It was an improvement.
What I’m about to tell you, was the last straw. Later, as we watched the man fix the plane, he began descending. We began demanding for a update. They said, 2 to 2 and a half hours, until he installs the fricking part. So what was he doing for the past 3-5 hours!?
We all are waiting here waiting for them to fix the plane. We are getting guarantees saying they will get us out of here. This is the part where we are. My uncle, expecting us to be in the air, work up to anger, and frustration. As I go along, I will update this post more, and more. As, I reach, that’s only when I will post.
2-3 year olds, getting cranky, and obnoxious to their parents. Air India, still has not apologized. What rude people.
Another update, which really got under my skin. We just got biryani, an indian delicacy. It was cold, and frankly too spicy to eat. None of the little children could eat it around me. Hungry children, left their to starve. At least get them something small to eat. Like a cheese sandwich. It should literally be a couple minutes for you guys. Why are you so stubborn, Air India?
Okay, now this is unbearably stupid. I went and asked, one of the Air India customer service reps, “If we don’t leave today, can I get a refund for a flight tomorrow?” The lady, very rudely said, “You will go on the flight.”. I nicely said, “Just incas-“, “Did you hear me? I said, we are leaving tonight.” I walked away.
I know they are stressed, and all, but your a customer service rep. If you don’t answer my question, nicely, and informatively, what are you here for?
Sitting here, frustrated. No updates. He is still, “repairing” the plane. We all, are beginning to think this is a fraud, because we know Air India is known to do that.
Here he goes. Up to go fix the plane. Hopefully, we take off on time. Wait, we’re 8 hours and 30 minutes, delayed. We are nowhere near on time.
Another, announcement of boarding for 5 other flights, have been announced, and not one update for us yet. It’s been 2 hours since we had gotten the update.
Looks like, he is almost done fixing the plane! You never know with Air India. Maybe, we will sit on the plane and find out, “No fuel on the plane.”.
This is one of the worst flights I’ve ever been on. Better have good movies, on the TV in front of my seat. I need that to get me through this flight.
This is all live updates, just wanted to let you know.
Keeping a tally. 7th plane taking off, 8th plane landing. All of them, not Air India. I expect my fellow passengers, to cheer as we board, and take off. No idea, what is going to happen when we land. Hopefully, bags will be there. We have 4 checked in, with all of our clothes, and I know I’m not wearing the same thing any longer, than I already am.
Oh wow, looks like Air India actually has a heart. Here come the chicken nuggets for all the little kids. I had one, since I’m starving, they’re freezing. They look like they’re frozen. Also, it’s from McDonalds, which is in the airport itself. How is it cold, already!? Thumbs up, Air India.
Anyone who thinks I am bad-mouthing the mechanics, who are out there in the Polar Vortex. They’re working hard, but Air India is the reason that they have too. They have many ways they could fix this, without making them stand out there for so long.
At least this one is good news. Newest update states crew shall arrive at 10:15 PM, and by that time the plane shall also be up , and running! It’s 9:30 PM right now. Shout out to the people who have made it through the long run, along with my mother, and I. Proud of you guys!
I feel like I’m writing some sort of journal talking about my survival. It feels cool. Not an update, just an accomplishment. Also, I caught up with Community. Now I have nothing to do. Ugh.
Strong feeling, this flight is going to suck. Just a hunch. Better give us something free. This was garbage.
I grow tired as my journey continues, but my mother wants to sleep. She takes a slumber, as I stay up looking out for the good news, that we shall board, and arrive to our destination. In hindi I like to say, “Kushiya, hi kushiya hain aab!” Use Google Translate for that, noobs. Sorry, just tired. You’re not noobs… maybe.
Plane fixed! Now we await the crew to arrive.
Oh my god. I put my laptop away to charge, and had a few more updates that I wanted to share with you, but this… I’m speechless. The people who are going to be on our flight, got into a massive, and I mean massive argument. Words were going around like, “This is bulls***”, and “Do your f***ing job, you bloody b******d!”. To give you some proof, here is an excerpt of the fight. This was toward the beginning, and was a huge accomplishment for me to get.
Okay, this is going insane. I just heard of a story that a elderly woman, was feeding her husband rice to keep his glucose under control, since he was a diabetic. She was relying on medication, and Air India wasn’t ready to do anything about it. D-bag alert, I repeat D-bag alert.
Wow, my mother, and I, and most of the other plane, are saying we don’t want to fly Air India. We will catch a plane for tomorrow or something instead of flying with this garbage airline. We are demanding refunds, and for them to pay us our penalty back. As my mother said, “When we were in the wrong, we paid premium price! When you’re in the wrong, you have to also pay premium price! This isn’t a one way street!”. I love my mom.
I made 2 new friends through this fight. It was amazing. One of them, hates India very dearly. He says, whoever is born in the USA, like me, are the lucky few in the world. I feel honored.
The other friend I made, was a complete BA. He got into a fight with security, who was also very rude. The man wasn’t behind a counter which she was telling him to stay behind, and he was being threatened to be arrested. She said, he was threatening him, when in reality he was doing nothing of the sort. I felt like someone was going to get punched within the minute. It was that crazy.
So my friend who got into a fight with security. Yeah, he gave me a petition to get people to sign! He said, he was trying to get free tickets, and get it on the news paper. This was getting out of hand, so of course I said, yes, I would love to help you.
I got 9-10 signatures, before the crew arrived, and we gave them a standing ovation. About one minute later, they told us that boarding was beginning. I couldn’t believe it. I packed my laptop away, and waited in line with my mother. I gave him the petition with 10 signatures on it, and said “Here you go. There were a bit of time constraints, but this was the best I could get.”. The Air India reps saw us, and made us throw the petition away. Wow, good job Air India. Way to stay tough!
So many stories, of Air India being jerks, and threatening to call the cops for no reason today have gone around. These teenagers, who were also fighting with us, had a story, of which around 4:00 PM, they went to Intercontinental for a refund, and were threatened to be arrested. Hey, you haven’t lived life, until you’re almost arrested, for doing nothing wrong.”
Wow, they have Casablanca, Citizen Kane, and Pacific Rim on my plane. Classics! Especially, Pacific Rim!
Here I am now. Slept for 10 hours, very uncomfortably, but it was enough, and missed both of my meals. Luckily I have some sandwiches from before that I can eat if I chose too. I don’t really want to anyways, because I don’t eat too much, until I’m very hungry. Just a quick fun fact you might want to hear about me.
Looks like this may be a pretty peaceful flight, for the next 5 hours. Don’t worry, you will be updated.
Being without internet for this long, has made me very impatient.
No Breaking Bad on the TV in front of me? I’m done.
The TV ahead of me has stopped working. I repeat the TV ahead of me has stopped working. Not good, not good.
It’s working again!
And it’s not working… again. C’mon Air India. Why are you doing this to me.
It’s working again… yeah, no it’s not.
Yeah, it isn’t working. Luckily, I can rematch Community.
Or some Sherlock. Sherlock is good too.
Well, the passenger next to me has her friends who talk as loud as they want to with her. I’m trying to sleep right now. Yay.
Fell asleep for an hour, and now watching Pacific Rim. The same passengers had their seats switched by me, right next to us.
Okay, now just an hour to go, waiting to get out of this. Also, the food was awful once again. Same sandwiches from earlier. Why, Air India? Why?
The rest of the flight went well, and we got our baggage, luckily. Overall, one heck of a flight. Never flying Air India though. You can bet on that.
Rant: Stop Talking about the Nokia Android Phone!
The Nokia Android Phone, is not happening!
Paul Walker Tribute (1973-2013)
This is a non profit video, made to show my respect to Paul Walker, and his family, and friends. If I ever do monetize this, all profits will go to Paul Walkers charity, ROWW.
iPad Air vs. iPad Mini… What Should I Get?
I’m going to be getting one of the new iPads soon, whether it’s the Mini with Retina Display, or whether its the Air. Since, I can’t decide, you guys are going to help me. Comment below, what YOU think I should get!
From the bottom of my heart, Thank you.
All I can say is, thank you. From the bottom of my heart.
Let me explain.
Today, I launched ThatTechGuy23.com 2.0. I’ve been working on this since January. I was very excited. I expected no one to see it. At 4 AM when I launched it, I saw my view count keep going up, and up, and up, and up, and up. It went from 50, to 100, to 200, 400, 800! My highest ever has been 50! Wow! Thank you all so much! You guys have really changed my life. I am now getting ads on this blog, which is helping me with me getting more tech for you guys, and resources for the blog. I don’t know what else I can say accept, thank you.
Thank you.
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